7 Reasons Why Writers Are A-Holes
Satirists, poets, novelists, journalists -- just go ahead and call us "jerks." Some of history's greatest wordsmiths have been drunkards, womanizers, recluses, and misanthropes. Yet, without us, you'd still be communicating with grunts, growls, and weird scribbles in the dirt. (Maybe you do anyway.) So what gives? What's the connection between words and whining, and how can you shut us up long enough to get us to actually write something? I grudgingly give you some answers. You're WELCOME.
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Charlotte Moore commented
Oh, the goods will be BROUGHT.
Lisa Creech Bledsoe commented
(I tried to leave my comment scrawled in the dirt.)
Bring the wicked-snarky goods, Charlotte!